At Matt Bernson HQ, we humbly go about our business, making the world a safer, sexier place for the feet of the women of the world.
It's no easy task, but we manage to get by.
Of course, if it weren't for a few trusted office staples, we'd be in trouble.
Here are the top 10 items we couldn't live without in our Tribeca studio:

10. ANTIQUE COUCH :: Trust me. You can sleep on it.
9. MUJI .38MM PENS :: I enjoy wielding Japanese power. And writing with it.
8. TAPE GUN :: For boxes. And kidnappees.
7. PERFECT PUSHUP :: How else am I supposed to stay fit? (Someone please destroy these things.)
6. WATER COOLER :: The only area designated for "True Blood" discussion. Oh Sookie!
5. DUST-OFF :: I don't have allergies. But I should.
4. TYLENOL :: Charity Events tend to run a little late. Or I just forget to leave.
3. RED STRIPE :: I don't drink coffee.
2. DICE :: If I'm ever low on cash, a quick game of "Fives" seems to help.
1. MASAI BONKER :: If it's late, and we don't know you, this will be our introduction.

-Bruce Emil